This is a lazy-arse article - not least of all because I just point you back to one of my other articles from a few days ago - but in case you missed all this due to not following the comments on said article, the comments on "What I'd like to see in ColdFusion 12 (redux, as is happens)" are... well... something to behold as it all unfolds.
As Dan Skaggs said on IRC:
It's like a train wreck...I can't tear my self away from the page waiting for the "New Reply" message to pop up somewhere
It starts slowly, but stick with it.
Anyway, yeah I'm a big meany for drawing attention to it. But hey... the headline warned you.