Sorry Rakshith, I know you deleted this message, but it's too amusing for me to not keep for posterity.
That's hilarious. Thanks for the offer, but things'd be a bit crowded down there if I had an extra. And people would talk.
I'd like to make it very clear that Rakshith simply misread my previous message and thought I was having a go at him (which I was not: I was paying him a compliment!), and at no point did I take offence at this.
I think it's good we can horse around.
And I think we probably owe each other a beer next time we're in the same place at the same time.
Anyway... ballocks to this.